Score: 9

"Abs and Spartans!"

submission: KFK's Adventures #6

date: March 14, 2007

This movie made me laugh so hard because I am from Michigan (the state, not U of M) and my sister graduated from Michigan State University. At least KFK had the sense to fight "Sparty" (that's the mascot's real name) instead of the giant bronze Spartan statue in front of campus!
This is the best KFK so far(even funnier than the condom one) and keep up the good work!

Score: 9

"Friggin' hilarious..."

submission: Your Horoscope for Today!

date: April 12, 2006

So that's why my head got impaled upon a stick! Ha!
Seriously, this cartoon was hilarious and I can't help but to repeat it over and over again. Well, the blinky graphics my induce seizures, but hey, it's a Weird Al song!
All my 5 are belong to this!

Score: 8

"Ain't it the truth!?!"

submission: -Go Away-

date: April 11, 2006

I can so relate to this flash, for the celebrities you mentioned just piss me off! The only one that I wish wasn't in the cartoon was Scarlett; she should be replaced with Jessica Simpson, Nicole Ritchie, Britney Spears, Howard Stern or the entire cast of "Laguna Beach". To see the bus fall off a cliff and burn put a big smile on my face.
Great job and great work, for this flash said what should have been said a long time ago. Down with useless celebrities!

Score: 9

"I'm craving carrots..."

submission: Vegetables

date: March 28, 2006

Why can't people make Flashes as great as this one? If this cute Flash doesn't cause people to eat vegetables, nothing will! I mean, the song is catchy, the artwork is crisp and the animation is clean...and besides, one veggie is using potatoes as bongos and some others are riding on jetskis! How can you top those?
I did notice a few little blurbs concerning the names of the vegetables, but I think it is because this Flash isn't from the US (this is a British Flash, right?). In America, a "broad bean" is a lima bean, a "swede" is a turnip, and a "runner bean" is a green bean. I also noticed a different pronounciation of "vitamin", but I didn't get the vitamin A thing until I read your comments. These blurbs are not detrimental to the Flash itself; I am a nitpick and little things get to me.
Anyways, this is a great Flash and it definitely deserves a 5...it should be on the NG homepage, it's that good. Now I'm going to eat some corn myself, for now that "Vegetables" song is stuck in my head...Veg!

Score: 8

"Isn't it the truth?!?"

submission: Say Something!

date: March 28, 2006

Oh man, I thought I was the only one who was annoyed to death by those stupid talking smiley banner ads...I guess not! The song was really neat and the ending definitely illustrates what I want to do to those ads!
Keep up the great work and you got a 5 from me. Maybe you can do a flash about those banner ads that are mini-games (ex. "Click on the dot and win an Ipod!")? I hate those too!

Score: 9

"Holy thwomp! I can't find that 5th egg!"

submission: The Thwomps 2

date: March 2, 2006

This was great toon and I'm glad those thwomps got their own short (even though the result...well, I don't want to give the end away!). I found four of the Easter eggs, but that 5th one is pretty elusive...
Great sprite job and keep up the great animations.

Score: 8

"Cute but weird!"

submission: Numa Numa Kat

date: March 2, 2006

Oh my gosh, it's Numa Numa on helium! The cat and blobs were funny though...kepp up the good work.

Score: 10

"You deserve your awards!!!"

submission: Geeks In Love

date: February 14, 2006

As a bone fide geek (big glasses and all), I must say...this toon is AWESOME! I mean, there's lemmings, Yatta, Napoleon Dynamote, Monty Python, Star Wars, Pac-Man, Leet...all to a Lemon Demon soundtrack! This now my favorite flash, for this is awesome...no, it geektastic!

Score: 6

"Erm..it was okay..."

submission: Poor Winchester

date: February 14, 2006

You get bonus points for using Baltimora's "Tarzan Boy", but the rest wasn't to my liking. You still get a protection point from me though.

Score: 9

"Whoa...Far Out!"

submission: Walk-Smash-Walk

date: February 9, 2006

I had a dream about this flash, and you know you have a good flash when people who see the flash have dreams about it...and the flash is based on a dream! How weird is that?
Congrats on all your awards, for you deserved them!